Campaign Song 2018 Chris Garvey for A.G.

To the tune of Old Dan Tucker

Andrew Cuomo was in charge of HUD;
Fifty-billion, lost in ledger mud;
Said his spokesman: “Won’t you give me a listen?”
“It’s just unaccounted-for, it ain’t quite missin’!”

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Big Tim Sullivan won nominations.
His thugs removed opponents by defenestration.
His thugs didn’t bother with an honest job.
Instead they had chosen, to steal and rob.

But armed New Yorkers were a bitter pill:
Sullivan’s muggers getting shot and killed.
To keep his robbers from being harmed,
He passed a law to get his victims disarmed.

So now you need a permit, to carry a gun.
And in most places, they won’t give you one.
A shameful legacy of bad old Big-Tim’s:
Protecting robbers, from New York’s victims.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Why? has a citizen, need of a gun?
Cause guns save lives, they’re not just for fun.
Tyrants have murdered their disarmed civilians,
Last century: A-hundred-eighty-millions.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Somebody’s poisoning most of the nation,
With drinking water Fluoridation.
Reckless poison of our brains is a fault,
Garvey would charge as 3rd degree Assault.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Nine-eleven when the towers fell,
Soon thereafter, went our rights – as well.
Stuff- not right- in the explanation.
That’s why Garvey wants investigation.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

If you’re a-hurtin’ and have need of drugs,
You’re afoul of drug enforcement thugs,
Rules a-plenty must you heed and a-listen,
Still your doctor might wind-up in a prison.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Governments love eminent domain.
They take your land, which you worked hard to gain.
That’s just something Garvey can’t abide,
In such fights, he’ll be upon your side.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won’t rest until – – New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Lyrics Copr. 2018 Chris Garvey

*defenestration – Throwing opponents out the windows (of the Democrat club, after beating-them-up.)

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